My reality’s a bit flat

I spent some time in Hammersmith yesterday waiting for the latest accounting contestant to audition in my own little Britain’s Got Calculators show, and found myself looking for interesting bums to pass the time. As you do.

I only had five minutes so this is the best I could do. It’s not really that interesting as far as photos go, but I thought it was a good representation of dreams and reality. That is, one of these bums is how I would like mine to fill out a pair of jeans, the other is more like the reality. Where’s a bum implant or two when you need it? Maybe I should just learn from his wallet trick. Certainly adds bulk that does.

Since that was a bit of a boring Street Bum, I thought I’d include a bonus shot. Right before contestant number three stood in front of my lense and blocked the view, I managed to snap this. Two worlds, same city.

We’re all just trying to get to the other side

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